Ive just got home all hot and bothered from the gym, no not because of my forty minutes on the cross trainer, but because of women. I struggle to get changed without flashing any skin, practically falling over how much I'm wrapped up in my towel doing the take of my underwear without anyone seeing dance and then there they are ...Naked and Shaven strutting around flashing everyone, I can feel myself turning red, thinking I need some Veet Stat and I also need to lose the cellulite and get some fake tan on the go.
I applaud these women for having the confidence but its just when you go the same gym as your friends parents it starts to get uncomfortable when a woman who is forty years your senior has more perky breasts and a perfectly formed bottom compared to yours. Perhaps it is me, the typical girl next door look, is out and tits on toast is in?
I have big boobs but I dont parade them for the world to see, I would be mortified walking around completely naked. Before you men run to join my gym I must warn you some of the naked women are old enough to be my grandmother, GILFS I would say they have perfect bodies. Perhaps I am niave I didnt realise you had to be stick thin to use the gym!!
Anyway enough of my neurosis I'm off to take a lovely bath and Veet my insecurities away!!
